John Joseph Manning III died Thursday, June 25th, 2008.
John was the founding station general manager of WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM, the broadcast radio service of Bexley Public Radio Foundation. His approach to scheduling and production of program content laid a solid foundation for the orderly growth of WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM. As station general manager, John worked closely with the station’s program chairwoman and the officers of Bexley Public Radio Foundation. He provided intelligent and reliable service to the broadcast operations of WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM.
John also hosted the John Manning Morning Show on WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM. His morning show provided a comfortable mix of Bexley weather, astronomical data and editorial information from The Old Farmer’s Almanac and other resources.
During the hour-long morning show, John also provided updates on local Bexley news from The New Standard, The Eastside Messenger, Bexley News, The Catholic Times and The Bexley High School Torch. On his show, John also high-lighted information from the New York Times, The Financial Times and The Christian Science Monitor.
His favorite newspaper was The New York Times and each morning, even before John arrived at the radio studio, he had read his copy of The New York Times. John was a calm and intelligent interviewer of studio guests. Some of John’s memorable interviews included district politicians, faculty from Ohio State University, Ohio Dominican University, Capital University and Trinity Seminary.
He was also a regular participant in discussions with stock broker Frank Ingwersen and investment adviser Kevin Kale on the mid-morning Wall Street update. John was also a regular participant with gardening questions on Amy Maurer’s Noontime Gardener Show.
John was active in promoting rail passenger service for central Ohio. He was a longtime member of All Aboard Ohio and lobbied for public finance of passenger rail service. He regularly provided his radio listeners with information about developments in rail passenger service.
John Manning’s contributions to establishing a public radio service for the Bexley community were enormous and he is missed by his radio station colleagues and regular listeners to WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM.
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Monday, July 14, 2008
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Facing the elements in Homer, Alaska.
Friday, July 11, 2008. Writer Joanna Tornes telephoned her exclusive Homer, Alaska culture dispatch to the WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM studio for Friday afternoon broadcast.
She discussed cultural events in her Alaska community with WCRX-LP, 102.1 host and Bexley resident Lee Edmondson.
Tornes, former Bexley resident, reported on a natural materials art exhibition near the Pratt Museum in Homer, Alaska. Artists have been assembling their works for the last several weeks along a trail in the area of the museum. The artists are using rocks, branches, twigs seaweed, moss and leaves as the material for their art pieces.
The art work is displayed under the titles “Reflections” and “Facing the Elements.”
The museum forest trail has number tags marking the art works. An exhibition brochure identifies the art works and lists the names of the artists. A separate printed guide describes the flora and other aspects of the natural area where the exhibit is located.
Some of the pieces of art are the work of area students. The material the students used included driftwood and smooth beach stones.
Artists in this year’s exhibition include, Marie Walls Alexson , Michael Armstrong, Katie Beasley, Ellen Chambers, Rika Mouw, Mavis Muller, Stuart Schmidt, Eric Van Oss, Susanne Ratcliffe Wilson and Dylan Wylde.
The WCRX-LP culture correspondent then reported on the local halibut fishing contest.
For this week, the first place one thousand dollar prize went to John Calvert of Stafford, Virginia. His winning catch weighed in at a 279.6 pound. Calvert was fishing from the F/V Ashtikan operated by Captan B’s “Alaska C Adventures.
Also, Edmondson and Tornes discussed Alaska population statistics briefly and Tornes told a joke making the rounds of Homer, Alaska nightspots.
Question: How do you tell the difference between a fisherman and a malamute puppy?
Answer: One of them stops whining after six weeks.
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She discussed cultural events in her Alaska community with WCRX-LP, 102.1 host and Bexley resident Lee Edmondson.
Tornes, former Bexley resident, reported on a natural materials art exhibition near the Pratt Museum in Homer, Alaska. Artists have been assembling their works for the last several weeks along a trail in the area of the museum. The artists are using rocks, branches, twigs seaweed, moss and leaves as the material for their art pieces.
The art work is displayed under the titles “Reflections” and “Facing the Elements.”
The museum forest trail has number tags marking the art works. An exhibition brochure identifies the art works and lists the names of the artists. A separate printed guide describes the flora and other aspects of the natural area where the exhibit is located.
Some of the pieces of art are the work of area students. The material the students used included driftwood and smooth beach stones.
Artists in this year’s exhibition include, Marie Walls Alexson , Michael Armstrong, Katie Beasley, Ellen Chambers, Rika Mouw, Mavis Muller, Stuart Schmidt, Eric Van Oss, Susanne Ratcliffe Wilson and Dylan Wylde.
The WCRX-LP culture correspondent then reported on the local halibut fishing contest.
For this week, the first place one thousand dollar prize went to John Calvert of Stafford, Virginia. His winning catch weighed in at a 279.6 pound. Calvert was fishing from the F/V Ashtikan operated by Captan B’s “Alaska C Adventures.
Also, Edmondson and Tornes discussed Alaska population statistics briefly and Tornes told a joke making the rounds of Homer, Alaska nightspots.
Question: How do you tell the difference between a fisherman and a malamute puppy?
Answer: One of them stops whining after six weeks.
Contact us.
Bexley Public Radio Foundation broadcasting as
WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM, Local Power Radio
2700 E. Main St., Suite 208
Columbus, OH 43209
Voice (614) 235 2929
Fax (614) 235 3008
Email wcrxlp@yahoo.com
Blog http://agentofcurrency.blogspot.com
Bexley Public Radio Foundation operating as WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM is exempt from federal taxes under IRC Section 501(c)(3). Donations are deductible from federal income taxes for individuals who itemize. Checks may identify the payee as Bexley Public Radio Foundation WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM.
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Sunday, July 6, 2008
Human rights activist scolds Ohio Ethics Commission.
In a major report released today, the WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM human rights activist accused the Ohio Ethics Commission of violating the human rights of the children of Bexley Mayor John Brennan.
Additionally, the activist charged the ethics commission with violating other human rights of the mayor and his wife.
Among the several human rights violations listed in the report, the WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM activist identifies the most outrageous as the action of the Ohio Ethics Commission in using public resources to investigate allegations made in an unsigned anonymous letter.
The WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM human rights activist report labels the commission’s conduct as giving weight to “Stalinist-like secret allegations.”
The human rights activist report charged the commission with “basic disregard and contempt for the human rights” listed in the 1948 universal declaration of human rights made by the United Nations.
The report also labels the state ethics commission’s conduct as “an outrage to the conscience of mankind.”
Two of the mayor’s children applied for part-time summer jobs at the Bexley recreation department. They were both employed as counselors and had just begun work when secret charges were made.
The commission’s use of public funds to give life to an anonymous letter is “outrageous.”
The children were employed at the hourly rates of $7.00 and $7.25 per hour. A city official said the pay range for the counselor jobs was $7.00 to $10.00 per hour.
Recreation director Doug Jackson confirmed that the mayor’s children received no preferential treatment. They were placed on a waiting list like other applicants. Hiring from the waiting list was conducted in its usual fashion for part-time summer city employees.
After the irresponsible conduct of the Ohio Ethics Commission came to light, a spokesman for the commission said that it is lawful for a public official’s family members to be employed by a public agency.
Despite the lawful arrangement, and more importantly, despite the presumption of lawful behavior required by the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, the ethics commission took official action based on anonymous allegations.
Compounding the violations of human rights, the spokesman for the ethics commission asserted that Ohio law entitles a parent to the pay that a minor receives.
An anonymous attorney with years of practice in juvenile law, commented that the ethics commission spokesman was misstating basic principles of Ohio law. “Children are not slaves of their parents” the lawyer said. “Whoever says otherwise is ignorant of Ohio law.”
The WCRX-LP, 102.1 human rights activist’s report is a scathing rebuke of the conduct of the Ohio Ethics Commission. The activist’s report lists ten specific human rights violations by the Ohio Ethics Commission in the report. As identified in the report, the violations are:
“Article 1. All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights.”
Children of public officials do not lose their eligibility for public employment. In acting on anonymous allegations, the Ohio Ethics Commission is creating a special hurdle for employment for the children of public employees.
“Article 2. A person’s rights and freedoms cannot be limited because of “political or other opinion, … social origin, … birth or other status. Furthermore, no distinction shall be made on the basis of the political, jurisdictional or international status of the country or territory to which a person belongs…”
The fact that a person is the child of a public official cannot be the basis for any penalty, disqualification or disability to public employment.
“Article 7: All are equal before the law and are entitled without any discrimination to equal protection of the law. All are entitled to equal protection against any discrimination in violation of this Declaration and against any incitement to such discrimination.”
In using public resources to investigate anonymous allegations, the ethics commission is inciting discrimination against the mayor, his wife and children.
By investigating anonymous allegations, the Ohio Ethics Commission acted arbitrarily and improperly precipitated the employment resignations of the mayor’s children.
“Article 9. No one shall be subjected to arbitrary arrest, detention or exile” and “Article 10. Everyone is entitled in full equality to a fair and public hearing by an independent and impartial tribunal, in the determination of his rights and obligations and of any criminal charge against him.”
“Article 11. Everyone charged with a penal offence has the right to be presumed innocent until proved guilty according to law in a public trial at which he has had all the guarantees necessary for his defense.”
Article 12. No one shall be subjected to arbitrary interference with his privacy, family, home or correspondence, nor to attacks upon his honor and reputation. Everyone has the right to the protection of the law against such interference or attacks.
Employment is also a basic human right and the Ohio Ethics Commission improperly interfered with the summer jobs of these two persons.
The ethics commission has violated the human rights identified in Articles 21, 22 and 23.
“Article 21… Everyone has the right of equal access to public service in his country.”
“Article 22. Everyone, as a member of society, has the right to social security and is entitled to realization, through national effort and international co-operation and in accordance with the organization and resources of each State, of the economic, social and cultural rights indispensable for his dignity and the free development of his personality.”
“Article 23. Everyone has the right to work, to free choice of employment, to just and favorable conditions of work and to protection against unemployment.”
The WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM human rights activist also cited the Bexley mayor, city attorney and city council as complicit in these human rights violations for not resisting the scandalous action of the Ohio Ethics Commission.
The activist’s report praises the Bexley city staff. They are complimented for their firm respect for the human rights of the mayor’s children throughout this affair.
Copies of the report of the WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM human rights activist are available for $65.00 by first class mail from:
Office of the Human Rights Activist
WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM
2700 E. Main St., Suite 208
Columbus, OH 43209
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Bexley Public Radio Foundation operating as
WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM, Local Power Radio
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Columbus, OH 43209
Voice (614) 235 2929
Fax (614) 235 3008
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Additionally, the activist charged the ethics commission with violating other human rights of the mayor and his wife.
Among the several human rights violations listed in the report, the WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM activist identifies the most outrageous as the action of the Ohio Ethics Commission in using public resources to investigate allegations made in an unsigned anonymous letter.
The WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM human rights activist report labels the commission’s conduct as giving weight to “Stalinist-like secret allegations.”
The human rights activist report charged the commission with “basic disregard and contempt for the human rights” listed in the 1948 universal declaration of human rights made by the United Nations.
The report also labels the state ethics commission’s conduct as “an outrage to the conscience of mankind.”
Two of the mayor’s children applied for part-time summer jobs at the Bexley recreation department. They were both employed as counselors and had just begun work when secret charges were made.
The commission’s use of public funds to give life to an anonymous letter is “outrageous.”
The children were employed at the hourly rates of $7.00 and $7.25 per hour. A city official said the pay range for the counselor jobs was $7.00 to $10.00 per hour.
Recreation director Doug Jackson confirmed that the mayor’s children received no preferential treatment. They were placed on a waiting list like other applicants. Hiring from the waiting list was conducted in its usual fashion for part-time summer city employees.
After the irresponsible conduct of the Ohio Ethics Commission came to light, a spokesman for the commission said that it is lawful for a public official’s family members to be employed by a public agency.
Despite the lawful arrangement, and more importantly, despite the presumption of lawful behavior required by the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, the ethics commission took official action based on anonymous allegations.
Compounding the violations of human rights, the spokesman for the ethics commission asserted that Ohio law entitles a parent to the pay that a minor receives.
An anonymous attorney with years of practice in juvenile law, commented that the ethics commission spokesman was misstating basic principles of Ohio law. “Children are not slaves of their parents” the lawyer said. “Whoever says otherwise is ignorant of Ohio law.”
The WCRX-LP, 102.1 human rights activist’s report is a scathing rebuke of the conduct of the Ohio Ethics Commission. The activist’s report lists ten specific human rights violations by the Ohio Ethics Commission in the report. As identified in the report, the violations are:
“Article 1. All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights.”
Children of public officials do not lose their eligibility for public employment. In acting on anonymous allegations, the Ohio Ethics Commission is creating a special hurdle for employment for the children of public employees.
“Article 2. A person’s rights and freedoms cannot be limited because of “political or other opinion, … social origin, … birth or other status. Furthermore, no distinction shall be made on the basis of the political, jurisdictional or international status of the country or territory to which a person belongs…”
The fact that a person is the child of a public official cannot be the basis for any penalty, disqualification or disability to public employment.
“Article 7: All are equal before the law and are entitled without any discrimination to equal protection of the law. All are entitled to equal protection against any discrimination in violation of this Declaration and against any incitement to such discrimination.”
In using public resources to investigate anonymous allegations, the ethics commission is inciting discrimination against the mayor, his wife and children.
By investigating anonymous allegations, the Ohio Ethics Commission acted arbitrarily and improperly precipitated the employment resignations of the mayor’s children.
“Article 9. No one shall be subjected to arbitrary arrest, detention or exile” and “Article 10. Everyone is entitled in full equality to a fair and public hearing by an independent and impartial tribunal, in the determination of his rights and obligations and of any criminal charge against him.”
“Article 11. Everyone charged with a penal offence has the right to be presumed innocent until proved guilty according to law in a public trial at which he has had all the guarantees necessary for his defense.”
Article 12. No one shall be subjected to arbitrary interference with his privacy, family, home or correspondence, nor to attacks upon his honor and reputation. Everyone has the right to the protection of the law against such interference or attacks.
Employment is also a basic human right and the Ohio Ethics Commission improperly interfered with the summer jobs of these two persons.
The ethics commission has violated the human rights identified in Articles 21, 22 and 23.
“Article 21… Everyone has the right of equal access to public service in his country.”
“Article 22. Everyone, as a member of society, has the right to social security and is entitled to realization, through national effort and international co-operation and in accordance with the organization and resources of each State, of the economic, social and cultural rights indispensable for his dignity and the free development of his personality.”
“Article 23. Everyone has the right to work, to free choice of employment, to just and favorable conditions of work and to protection against unemployment.”
The WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM human rights activist also cited the Bexley mayor, city attorney and city council as complicit in these human rights violations for not resisting the scandalous action of the Ohio Ethics Commission.
The activist’s report praises the Bexley city staff. They are complimented for their firm respect for the human rights of the mayor’s children throughout this affair.
Copies of the report of the WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM human rights activist are available for $65.00 by first class mail from:
Office of the Human Rights Activist
WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM
2700 E. Main St., Suite 208
Columbus, OH 43209
Contact us.
WCRX-LP Editorial Collective, Office of Human Rights Activist
Bexley Public Radio Foundation operating as
WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM, Local Power Radio
2700 E. Main St., Suite 208
Columbus, OH 43209
Voice (614) 235 2929
Fax (614) 235 3008
Email wcrxlp@yahoo.com
Blog http://agentofcurrency.blogspot.com
Bexley Public Radio Foundation operating as WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM is exempt from federal taxes under IRC Section 501(c)(3). Donations are deductible from federal income taxes for individuals who itemize. Checks may identify the payee as Bexley Public Radio Foundation WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM.
Copyright 2008. All rights reserved. Bexley Public Radio Foundation.
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Monday, June 30, 2008
Bexley, Ohio. WCRX-LP producer Christopher Geldis reviews and critiques Bexley East Main Street parking lots.
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Monday June 23, 2008. WCRX-LP producer Christopher Geldis and his East Main Parking Lot review of Bexley Post Office.
As many of us who have lived in Bexley a number of years can attest, finding a suitable parking space along East Main Street can often be a troubling, trying, or downright offensive experience. So, responsible journalist that I am, I hopped on my bicycle last night and began to investigate. Listeners, as a disembodied voice and caring friend, I must caution you that what I you are about to hear may cause you to doubt your fondest memories and most fundamental beliefs relating to parking spaces.
Today on the East Main Street Parking Lot Review, we consider what many Bexley residents call the most poorly devised lot in our city, that of the Bexley Post Office. There is not a single positive aspect of this lot that isn’t also negative. First, although its asphalt is debris free and well preserved, one can’t help thinking this more a consequence of having eliminated all vegetation on the lot, rather than any pride Office managers might have in their lot. This is a desolate land.
Second, although parking spaces are angled for a more efficient use of space, the effect is more than negated by the ridiculously wide two-way lane that functions as both lot entrance and exit (this, of course is a problem of itself, since this entrance/exit is positioned before perhaps the busiest street in Bexley, East Main. I can imagine as many as four cars could fit side by side in this lane and, with every visit, patrons must suffer this concrete wasteland not once, but twice when buying stamps.
Finally, despite a generous number of seventy spaces at the Post Office Lot (only two of which are handicapped, giving it one of the lowest handicapped to non-handicapped ratios in our city), despite offering so many spaces, more than half are located in the forgotten realm of far back of the lot. This is back behind the dropboxes and it is here where the distance to the office door is about an eight of a mile and the lines distinguishing spaces are sometimes invisible.
My concluding judgment of the Bexley Post Office lot can be summarized with the phrase: “a black could to every silver lining.” I cannot imagine a more feebly devised lot in our city. That’s my report. This is Chris Geldis for the East Main Parking Lot Review wishing you safe travel and good port.
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Tuesday June 24, 2008. WCRX-LP producer Christopher Geldis and his East Main Parking Lot review of Bexley Square.
Today, on our show, I investigate the Bexley Square lot, which serves patrons of the Bexley Monk, David Franklin Ltd, Cosi, Curves, the Bexley Copy Shop, SPCA Grande, and the Pilates Studio. Let’s cut to the chase.
I was delighted to find all ninety-three spaces clearly marked and angled to conserve space. Handicapped space representation was just above three percent, which is typical and, although the asphalt was old and sometimes cracked, my overall impression was that it was well preserved. These are the good things about the Bexley Square lot.
I was shocked and horrified, however, when it came time to consider the placement of specially designated signs on the lot. Of the ninety-three spaces, nineteen are designated as either twenty-minuet, or one-hour only spaces. Why the need for both twenty and sixty minuet demarcations?
What’s more, the Bexley Square Lot employs a looped one-way lane that both enters and exits, to and from, perhaps the busiest street in Bexley, East Main. The twenty and sixty minuet time-limited spaces were positioned at the front of the lot, which would makes sense if traffic moved two ways, since it would allow speedy patrons a speedy exit. However, being a one-way loop, all customers most circumnavigate the entire lot before leaving. This means half of the time-limited spaces (which one presumes are those most entered and exited) are positioned at the most perilous place to enter and exit a parking space: at the entrance of the lot, where drivers are just arriving on the scene and haven’t had time to survey their situation.
Also, one of the three handicapped spaces is inexcusably located in the far back of the lot, about fifteen yards from the nearest door (the Bexley Monk).
My concluding judgment of the Bexley Square lot can be summarized as a good space that could be made better by rearranging and reconsidering a few signs. That’s my report. This is Chris Geldis for the East Main Parking Lot Review wishing you safe travel and good port.
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Wednesday June 25, 2008. WCRX-LP producer Christopher Geldis and his East Main Parking Lot review of Bexley Library.
As part of our ongoing commitment to the concerns that greatest effect our listeners, we at WCRX bring you exclusive coverage of this WCRX Special Segment: “The East Main Parking Lot Review.” Broadcasting live from the WCRX Studio, I’m your host, Christopher Geldis.
Up for review today is the lot of a venerable institution emblematic the values most esteemed among Bexley residents; these values include charity, education, and taste and listeners will find each of these is manifested in the Bexley Library. But is the library lot a worthy match for this adored athenaeum? Or will a lame lot tarnish this otherwise ideal symbol of our city?
Let’s start with the numbers: the lot includes fifty-two spaces, mostly angled for efficient use of space; of these, eight are designated “small car only” and two are reserved handicap. These are good numbers and although the library lot has at times been over-crowed, we may forgive this when we consider the freeloading that undoubtedly occurs when patrons of parking-deficient businesses like Cup-O-Joe’s parasitize the Library lot. This situation is only likely to deteriorate in time given a lot-less synagogue is currently being constructed next door to the library (the justification for this being that worshipers are prohibited driving to Shabbat services and will not need parking). To summarize, the lot’s capacity is inadequate, but justifiably so. (Editor's note: inspection of the south side of the synagogue's construction lot looks like there is a parking area under construction so this comment might be based on speculation.)
As for the eight “small car only” spaces, I’m impressed with the library’s support of environmentally conscientious drivers. There is a place for economy cars at the Bexley Library.
The general condition of the lot is also quite good: what little debris there is -two or three twigs and a bit of mulch- is the inevitable consequence of the wonderful vegetation seamlessly incorporated throughout the lot. The asphalt has few cracks and the lines dividing spaces are clearly visible.
Finally, the lot’s entrance and two exits are very well planned; they do not subject patrons to the immediate demands of our busy Main Street and even accommodate drivers of varying dispositions by offering a choice regarding their means of departure: for instance, more cautious and patient drivers might prefer the assurance of a traffic light, while risk-takers might opt to take their chances against traffic and exit by stop sign.
To conclude, the library lot is perhaps as much a symbol of Bexley as the library itself. It reflects charity, social responsibility, and good planning. I can think of no better monument to our library than its parking lot. That’s my report. This is Chris Geldis for the East Main Parking Lot Review wishing you safe travel and good port.
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Thursday June 26, 2008. WCRX-LP producer Christopher Geldis and his East Main Parking Lot review of Drexel Theatres & Radio Café.
Time, now, for our WCRX exclusive segment: The East Main Parking Lot Review. I’m your host (Prince of Parking Lots!) Christopher Geldis.
As our most faithful listeners already know, our previous investigations have included the lots of the Bexley Library, which was judged favorably, the Bexley Post Office, which was judged unfavorably, and The Bexley Square, which earned a tepid review. Today, we direct the tremendous analytical prowess of our investigators to the back parking lot shared by the Radio Café, Drexel Theatres, Gesseppi’s Restaurant, and several other fine businesses.
I’d like to begin by stating that I admire this parking lot as one among a courageous few servicing a part of Main Street that is evidently hostile to the lined asphalt we drivers so appreciate. With few exceptions, there are no other spaces in the area so gracious as those of the Drexel Lot. Whereas other spaces threaten towing and impose upon drivers ridged demands such as “one hour parking only” or “parking only after 5:00 PM,” the Drexel Lot asks only that “parkers be patrons” and pitch in what little they might to the Drexel, Radio Café, or other enterprises funding the Lot’s courageous cause.
And judging from the well-maintained asphalt, clearly marked parking spaces, and virtually debris-free spaces, the money of a lot-minded customer unlikely to miss its mark when spent at one of these most respectable establishments.
This having been said, there are only twelve spaces at the Drexel Lot. Two of these are handicap reserved and although this gives the lot by far the highest handicapped to non-handicapped ratio of any we’ve seen (a typical lot, for instance, offers about 3% handicapped spaces, while the Drexel Lot offers about 17%) –although this is certainly admirable- what is less-than-admirable is the positioning of these handicapped spaces next to a dumpster as from the doors of Main Street businesses as any spaces on the property. This could be better planned.
But there is reason to hope, ladies and gentlemen. Good planning can is also be seen at The Drexel Lot when we consider the space-conserving angle of parking spaces and sensibly situated lot entrance-exit route that opens to Drexel Avenue, rather than the busier Main Street.
To conclude, the Drexel Parking Lot reminds me a lot of a hero from the Elizabethan poet, Edmund Spensor’s epic poem, The Faerie Queen. Like Redcrosse Knight, the Drexel Parking Lot is generally good, but suffers a “fatal flaw,” or hamartia. In The Faerie Queen, Redcrosse Knight is able to overcome his flaw under the guidance of his future wife, Una, whereupon he achieves a kind of apotheosis of virtue. I expect the same might be done for the Drexel Parking Lot if only some worthy, Una-like character would step down in Deus Ex Machina fashion and reposition the handicapped signs to the front of the lot. Until then, I consider the Drexel Lot about even with that of the Bexley Square and between the extreme good of the Bexley Library and the extreme bad of the Bexley Post Office. That’s my report. This is Chris Geldis for the East Main Parking Lot Review wishing you safe travel and good port.
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Friday June 27, 2008. WCRX-LP producer Christopher Geldis and East Main Parking Lot review of Aladdin’s Eatery & Connell’s Flowers.
Time, now, for our WCRX exclusive segment: The East Main Parking Lot Review. I’m your host (Prince of Parking Lots!) Christopher Geldis.
Thus far, on this show, we’ve subjected to our analytical gaze only the parking lots of the oldest and most established of Bexley institutions such as those of the Bexley Monk, Drexel, Post Office, and Library. We restrained ourselves because we wouldn’t want to loose a devastating critique upon a business just as it’s being welcomed into our Bexley community (to do so would defy our sense of decorum here at the Parking Lot Review). However, the time has come for many of these lots to be judged and today, ladies and gentleman, the hammer falls.
Between Grinders and Cup-o-Joe, is a new parking lot servicing patrons of the National Land Advisory Group, $1.75 Cleaners, Aladdin’s Eatery, and Connell’s Flowers. The lot consists of eighteen spaces, one of which is a very roomy, very well-situated handicapped space. In fact, I have yet to find a space better reflecting respect and consideration for our handicapped in Bexley.
The lot could be designed to supply customers with more spaces (for example, the lines dividing spaces are unangled and excessively spread). However, it does not. This is typical of new parking lots, which are informed by modern marketing techniques that privilege convenience over utility. The unharried customer is more likely to stick around, come again, and spend, spend, spend –so the business model goes. We at the Parking Lot Review impulsively wretch at anything encouraging consumption in a country afflicted by an appetite so notorious as ours. But we must concede that the choice between convenience and utility relies largely upon one’s opinion and perhaps politics. Therefore we withhold our judgment in this regard and find the Aladdin’s Parking lot well planned for its purpose.
As for the condition of the lot, despite its newness, we found an excessive accumulation of debris and noticed that the demarcation lines between spaces are already due for fresh paint. The asphalt remains in a good state but, if these examples of mismanagement are any indication, the cracks destined to appear with time will be long neglected before any remedial action is taken. Until then, we of the parking lot community can only wait and hope against our doubts.
As a final point, we must recognize that parking situation at neighboring Cup-o-Joe has dramatically improved since the construction of the Aladdin’s lot. The Alladin’s lot contributes entrances and exits connected both at the building’s fore (opening to Main Street) and aft (opening to an alleyway). These conveniences are generously made accessible to Cup-o-Joe customers via a connective strip of asphalt conjoining the two lots. We hope Cup-o-Joe patrons will take the time to thank representatives of the National Land Advisory Group, $1.75 Cleaners, Connell’s Flowers, or Aladdin’s Eatery the next time they buy a cup of coffee. After all, this new lot stands to gain nothing by being associated with that other lot.
To conclude, the Aladdin’s Lot is some fresh, new asphalt representing fresh, new ideas. It may be a little indulgent and unkempt, but such is the nature of youth and, for the time being, we may overlook these offenses when we consider the generosity this lot has shown its wanting neighbor. This is a Bexley-worthy lot. That’s my report. This is Chris Geldis for the East Main Parking Lot Review wishing you safe travel and good port.
Monday June 23, 2008. WCRX-LP producer Christopher Geldis and his East Main Parking Lot review of Bexley Post Office.
As many of us who have lived in Bexley a number of years can attest, finding a suitable parking space along East Main Street can often be a troubling, trying, or downright offensive experience. So, responsible journalist that I am, I hopped on my bicycle last night and began to investigate. Listeners, as a disembodied voice and caring friend, I must caution you that what I you are about to hear may cause you to doubt your fondest memories and most fundamental beliefs relating to parking spaces.
Today on the East Main Street Parking Lot Review, we consider what many Bexley residents call the most poorly devised lot in our city, that of the Bexley Post Office. There is not a single positive aspect of this lot that isn’t also negative. First, although its asphalt is debris free and well preserved, one can’t help thinking this more a consequence of having eliminated all vegetation on the lot, rather than any pride Office managers might have in their lot. This is a desolate land.
Second, although parking spaces are angled for a more efficient use of space, the effect is more than negated by the ridiculously wide two-way lane that functions as both lot entrance and exit (this, of course is a problem of itself, since this entrance/exit is positioned before perhaps the busiest street in Bexley, East Main. I can imagine as many as four cars could fit side by side in this lane and, with every visit, patrons must suffer this concrete wasteland not once, but twice when buying stamps.
Finally, despite a generous number of seventy spaces at the Post Office Lot (only two of which are handicapped, giving it one of the lowest handicapped to non-handicapped ratios in our city), despite offering so many spaces, more than half are located in the forgotten realm of far back of the lot. This is back behind the dropboxes and it is here where the distance to the office door is about an eight of a mile and the lines distinguishing spaces are sometimes invisible.
My concluding judgment of the Bexley Post Office lot can be summarized with the phrase: “a black could to every silver lining.” I cannot imagine a more feebly devised lot in our city. That’s my report. This is Chris Geldis for the East Main Parking Lot Review wishing you safe travel and good port.
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Tuesday June 24, 2008. WCRX-LP producer Christopher Geldis and his East Main Parking Lot review of Bexley Square.
Today, on our show, I investigate the Bexley Square lot, which serves patrons of the Bexley Monk, David Franklin Ltd, Cosi, Curves, the Bexley Copy Shop, SPCA Grande, and the Pilates Studio. Let’s cut to the chase.
I was delighted to find all ninety-three spaces clearly marked and angled to conserve space. Handicapped space representation was just above three percent, which is typical and, although the asphalt was old and sometimes cracked, my overall impression was that it was well preserved. These are the good things about the Bexley Square lot.
I was shocked and horrified, however, when it came time to consider the placement of specially designated signs on the lot. Of the ninety-three spaces, nineteen are designated as either twenty-minuet, or one-hour only spaces. Why the need for both twenty and sixty minuet demarcations?
What’s more, the Bexley Square Lot employs a looped one-way lane that both enters and exits, to and from, perhaps the busiest street in Bexley, East Main. The twenty and sixty minuet time-limited spaces were positioned at the front of the lot, which would makes sense if traffic moved two ways, since it would allow speedy patrons a speedy exit. However, being a one-way loop, all customers most circumnavigate the entire lot before leaving. This means half of the time-limited spaces (which one presumes are those most entered and exited) are positioned at the most perilous place to enter and exit a parking space: at the entrance of the lot, where drivers are just arriving on the scene and haven’t had time to survey their situation.
Also, one of the three handicapped spaces is inexcusably located in the far back of the lot, about fifteen yards from the nearest door (the Bexley Monk).
My concluding judgment of the Bexley Square lot can be summarized as a good space that could be made better by rearranging and reconsidering a few signs. That’s my report. This is Chris Geldis for the East Main Parking Lot Review wishing you safe travel and good port.
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Wednesday June 25, 2008. WCRX-LP producer Christopher Geldis and his East Main Parking Lot review of Bexley Library.
As part of our ongoing commitment to the concerns that greatest effect our listeners, we at WCRX bring you exclusive coverage of this WCRX Special Segment: “The East Main Parking Lot Review.” Broadcasting live from the WCRX Studio, I’m your host, Christopher Geldis.
Up for review today is the lot of a venerable institution emblematic the values most esteemed among Bexley residents; these values include charity, education, and taste and listeners will find each of these is manifested in the Bexley Library. But is the library lot a worthy match for this adored athenaeum? Or will a lame lot tarnish this otherwise ideal symbol of our city?
Let’s start with the numbers: the lot includes fifty-two spaces, mostly angled for efficient use of space; of these, eight are designated “small car only” and two are reserved handicap. These are good numbers and although the library lot has at times been over-crowed, we may forgive this when we consider the freeloading that undoubtedly occurs when patrons of parking-deficient businesses like Cup-O-Joe’s parasitize the Library lot. This situation is only likely to deteriorate in time given a lot-less synagogue is currently being constructed next door to the library (the justification for this being that worshipers are prohibited driving to Shabbat services and will not need parking). To summarize, the lot’s capacity is inadequate, but justifiably so. (Editor's note: inspection of the south side of the synagogue's construction lot looks like there is a parking area under construction so this comment might be based on speculation.)
As for the eight “small car only” spaces, I’m impressed with the library’s support of environmentally conscientious drivers. There is a place for economy cars at the Bexley Library.
The general condition of the lot is also quite good: what little debris there is -two or three twigs and a bit of mulch- is the inevitable consequence of the wonderful vegetation seamlessly incorporated throughout the lot. The asphalt has few cracks and the lines dividing spaces are clearly visible.
Finally, the lot’s entrance and two exits are very well planned; they do not subject patrons to the immediate demands of our busy Main Street and even accommodate drivers of varying dispositions by offering a choice regarding their means of departure: for instance, more cautious and patient drivers might prefer the assurance of a traffic light, while risk-takers might opt to take their chances against traffic and exit by stop sign.
To conclude, the library lot is perhaps as much a symbol of Bexley as the library itself. It reflects charity, social responsibility, and good planning. I can think of no better monument to our library than its parking lot. That’s my report. This is Chris Geldis for the East Main Parking Lot Review wishing you safe travel and good port.
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Thursday June 26, 2008. WCRX-LP producer Christopher Geldis and his East Main Parking Lot review of Drexel Theatres & Radio Café.
Time, now, for our WCRX exclusive segment: The East Main Parking Lot Review. I’m your host (Prince of Parking Lots!) Christopher Geldis.
As our most faithful listeners already know, our previous investigations have included the lots of the Bexley Library, which was judged favorably, the Bexley Post Office, which was judged unfavorably, and The Bexley Square, which earned a tepid review. Today, we direct the tremendous analytical prowess of our investigators to the back parking lot shared by the Radio Café, Drexel Theatres, Gesseppi’s Restaurant, and several other fine businesses.
I’d like to begin by stating that I admire this parking lot as one among a courageous few servicing a part of Main Street that is evidently hostile to the lined asphalt we drivers so appreciate. With few exceptions, there are no other spaces in the area so gracious as those of the Drexel Lot. Whereas other spaces threaten towing and impose upon drivers ridged demands such as “one hour parking only” or “parking only after 5:00 PM,” the Drexel Lot asks only that “parkers be patrons” and pitch in what little they might to the Drexel, Radio Café, or other enterprises funding the Lot’s courageous cause.
And judging from the well-maintained asphalt, clearly marked parking spaces, and virtually debris-free spaces, the money of a lot-minded customer unlikely to miss its mark when spent at one of these most respectable establishments.
This having been said, there are only twelve spaces at the Drexel Lot. Two of these are handicap reserved and although this gives the lot by far the highest handicapped to non-handicapped ratio of any we’ve seen (a typical lot, for instance, offers about 3% handicapped spaces, while the Drexel Lot offers about 17%) –although this is certainly admirable- what is less-than-admirable is the positioning of these handicapped spaces next to a dumpster as from the doors of Main Street businesses as any spaces on the property. This could be better planned.
But there is reason to hope, ladies and gentlemen. Good planning can is also be seen at The Drexel Lot when we consider the space-conserving angle of parking spaces and sensibly situated lot entrance-exit route that opens to Drexel Avenue, rather than the busier Main Street.
To conclude, the Drexel Parking Lot reminds me a lot of a hero from the Elizabethan poet, Edmund Spensor’s epic poem, The Faerie Queen. Like Redcrosse Knight, the Drexel Parking Lot is generally good, but suffers a “fatal flaw,” or hamartia. In The Faerie Queen, Redcrosse Knight is able to overcome his flaw under the guidance of his future wife, Una, whereupon he achieves a kind of apotheosis of virtue. I expect the same might be done for the Drexel Parking Lot if only some worthy, Una-like character would step down in Deus Ex Machina fashion and reposition the handicapped signs to the front of the lot. Until then, I consider the Drexel Lot about even with that of the Bexley Square and between the extreme good of the Bexley Library and the extreme bad of the Bexley Post Office. That’s my report. This is Chris Geldis for the East Main Parking Lot Review wishing you safe travel and good port.
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Friday June 27, 2008. WCRX-LP producer Christopher Geldis and East Main Parking Lot review of Aladdin’s Eatery & Connell’s Flowers.
Time, now, for our WCRX exclusive segment: The East Main Parking Lot Review. I’m your host (Prince of Parking Lots!) Christopher Geldis.
Thus far, on this show, we’ve subjected to our analytical gaze only the parking lots of the oldest and most established of Bexley institutions such as those of the Bexley Monk, Drexel, Post Office, and Library. We restrained ourselves because we wouldn’t want to loose a devastating critique upon a business just as it’s being welcomed into our Bexley community (to do so would defy our sense of decorum here at the Parking Lot Review). However, the time has come for many of these lots to be judged and today, ladies and gentleman, the hammer falls.
Between Grinders and Cup-o-Joe, is a new parking lot servicing patrons of the National Land Advisory Group, $1.75 Cleaners, Aladdin’s Eatery, and Connell’s Flowers. The lot consists of eighteen spaces, one of which is a very roomy, very well-situated handicapped space. In fact, I have yet to find a space better reflecting respect and consideration for our handicapped in Bexley.
The lot could be designed to supply customers with more spaces (for example, the lines dividing spaces are unangled and excessively spread). However, it does not. This is typical of new parking lots, which are informed by modern marketing techniques that privilege convenience over utility. The unharried customer is more likely to stick around, come again, and spend, spend, spend –so the business model goes. We at the Parking Lot Review impulsively wretch at anything encouraging consumption in a country afflicted by an appetite so notorious as ours. But we must concede that the choice between convenience and utility relies largely upon one’s opinion and perhaps politics. Therefore we withhold our judgment in this regard and find the Aladdin’s Parking lot well planned for its purpose.
As for the condition of the lot, despite its newness, we found an excessive accumulation of debris and noticed that the demarcation lines between spaces are already due for fresh paint. The asphalt remains in a good state but, if these examples of mismanagement are any indication, the cracks destined to appear with time will be long neglected before any remedial action is taken. Until then, we of the parking lot community can only wait and hope against our doubts.
As a final point, we must recognize that parking situation at neighboring Cup-o-Joe has dramatically improved since the construction of the Aladdin’s lot. The Alladin’s lot contributes entrances and exits connected both at the building’s fore (opening to Main Street) and aft (opening to an alleyway). These conveniences are generously made accessible to Cup-o-Joe customers via a connective strip of asphalt conjoining the two lots. We hope Cup-o-Joe patrons will take the time to thank representatives of the National Land Advisory Group, $1.75 Cleaners, Connell’s Flowers, or Aladdin’s Eatery the next time they buy a cup of coffee. After all, this new lot stands to gain nothing by being associated with that other lot.
To conclude, the Aladdin’s Lot is some fresh, new asphalt representing fresh, new ideas. It may be a little indulgent and unkempt, but such is the nature of youth and, for the time being, we may overlook these offenses when we consider the generosity this lot has shown its wanting neighbor. This is a Bexley-worthy lot. That’s my report. This is Chris Geldis for the East Main Parking Lot Review wishing you safe travel and good port.
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Schwenker continues discussion of art manifesto.
Saturday June 14, 2008. Huntington, West Virginia. David Schwenker, WCRX-LP culture correspondent continues discussion of obscure art movement document.
He received the manifesto in an unsigned piece of mail. In the year since receiving the paper, he has attempted to locate representatives of the art movement. To no avail. The text of the document of concern is here reproduced.
May 6, 2007
Atelier Sans Domicile Fixe
Will Work for Food Manifesto
To all of the Homeless: Rise up and breakfast. Smell the coffee.
To all the Destitute: Cash is near. Cash is on the way.
The Ten Core Principles of Atelier Sans Domicile Fixe.
The First.
Reaffirm the dignity of the homeless and the destitute.
The Second.
Help the homeless count loose change.
The Third.
Food is a political weapon. Cash is the ammunition of the war waged by Republicans.
The Fourth.
For the Man, Fast Food is a Weapon of Mass Destruction used against the Poor. It is only one of their weapons.
The Fifth.
Teach prostitutes new skills.
The Sixth.
Teach prostitutes skills useful in the next Republican administration in Washington D.C.
The Seventh.
Orthography is political.
The Eighth.
Global warming is the “Roast Cause” of homelessness except in Los Angeles. Global warming in Los Angeles is “The Coast Roast” of homelessness and drug addiction. The Electric Utilities have done this to the homeless.
The Ninth.
America is the absentee landlord denying Universal Human Rights to the homeless. Bush and Chaney are the clerks of the absentee landlord.
The Tenth.
Unacceptable Human Rights. Meet the destitute in front of the United Nations.
(unsigned)
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He received the manifesto in an unsigned piece of mail. In the year since receiving the paper, he has attempted to locate representatives of the art movement. To no avail. The text of the document of concern is here reproduced.
May 6, 2007
Atelier Sans Domicile Fixe
Will Work for Food Manifesto
To all of the Homeless: Rise up and breakfast. Smell the coffee.
To all the Destitute: Cash is near. Cash is on the way.
The Ten Core Principles of Atelier Sans Domicile Fixe.
The First.
Reaffirm the dignity of the homeless and the destitute.
The Second.
Help the homeless count loose change.
The Third.
Food is a political weapon. Cash is the ammunition of the war waged by Republicans.
The Fourth.
For the Man, Fast Food is a Weapon of Mass Destruction used against the Poor. It is only one of their weapons.
The Fifth.
Teach prostitutes new skills.
The Sixth.
Teach prostitutes skills useful in the next Republican administration in Washington D.C.
The Seventh.
Orthography is political.
The Eighth.
Global warming is the “Roast Cause” of homelessness except in Los Angeles. Global warming in Los Angeles is “The Coast Roast” of homelessness and drug addiction. The Electric Utilities have done this to the homeless.
The Ninth.
America is the absentee landlord denying Universal Human Rights to the homeless. Bush and Chaney are the clerks of the absentee landlord.
The Tenth.
Unacceptable Human Rights. Meet the destitute in front of the United Nations.
(unsigned)
WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM listeners who have information about Atelier Sans Domicile Fixe or Will Work For Food Manifesto should contact David Schwenker c/o
WCRX-LP Editorial Collective
Bexley Public Radio Foundation operating as
WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM, Local Power Radio
2700 E. Main St., Suite 208
Columbus, OH 43209
Voice (614) 235 2929
Fax (614) 235 3008
Email wcrxlp@yahoo.com
Blog http://agentofcurrency.blogspot.com
Bexley Public Radio Foundation operating as WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM is exempt from federal taxes under IRC Section 501(c)(3). Donations are deductible from federal income taxes for individuals who itemize. Checks may identify the payee as Bexley Public Radio Foundation WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM.
Copyright 2008. All rights reserved. Empire & Western Deposit Agency.
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Thursday, June 12, 2008
Tuesday, June 10, 2008. Bexley, Ohio. Jeni Fleming Trio dazzles audience at Trinity seminary.
The second of three concerts in the twenty fourth annual Tuesday at Trinity was an evening of simple summer pleasures. Ice cream and music from the American Songbook. The performance was by a female jazz vocalist and two musicians, all three from Bozeman, Montana.
Does it sound a bit eccentric? Bozeman, Montana jazz musicians performing at a Lutheran seminary in Bexley, Ohio.
The Jeni Fleming Trio offered an hour and a half of American standards, rearranged, rewritten and remarkable.
The trio is Jeni Fleming, Jake Fleming and Craig Hall.
Trinity Lutheran Seminary is on the trio’s tour itinerary because Jeni’s father is president of the school.
Occasionally nepotism works very well and the performance of this trio is one of those times.
The concert is in the Gloria Dei worship center. The interior is shaped like the acoustic tent used at the Columbus Symphony Orchestra for its Summer at the Pops, or the Island Park Band Shell summer concerts of the Dayton Philharmonic. But the worship center is air-conditioned.
The audience is large, more than one hundred fifty people.
The usual Trinity audience, knowledgeable and sophisticated in their musical tastes.
Mostly women. Of all age ranges. Seniors, middle aged, mature mothers and young mothers. Capital and Trinity faculty. College students and high school girls. For the women in the audience, the hair colors are much more limited than the ages. Grey and white, with the occasional brunette. But, hands down, the dominant hair color for the audience is Lutheran blond.
The men in the audience. Some bald, a few beards. Mostly grey haired. Three African men; one speculating with his neighbor about travel to Montana. Some familiar faces from the seminary faculty, staff and Bexley neighbors.
The men and women in audience are attired in similar hues; white, cream, tan and pastel yellow. Occasional sparkles of color among the audience. For the men, brightest color is green, but even that is pastel green. For the women, pastel pink and fuchsia.
While the crowd gathers and finds their seats, the sanctuary itself is uncluttered save for the instruments the musicians will use: an upright bass viol, an electric guitar, an acoustic guitar and a saxophone. Amplifiers and loud speakers are arranged around the edge of the alter platform at the sanctuary.
The three musicians walk to their instruments in the sanctuary. Dark suits for the men. Jake has a white tee shirt. Craig has a deep, deep purple dress shirt and a dark blue silk tie. Jeni is in a vivid red cocktail dress. A matching red shawl covers Jeni’s shoulders and arms. She also wears high heels, perhaps four inches high, with black ribbon straps. Agonizing, no doubt but a distraction. A distraction so compelling I forget my speculation about where men in Bozeman buy their dark suits.
This year the trio has completed a spring tour through Tennessee, Alabama and Louisiana. They came to Bexley following a Saturday concert in Rapid City, South Dakota.
The trip to Bexley took the musicians through the rain storms in Indiana. They lost a windshield wiper in the Indianapolis winds.
Another concert is scheduled for Bozeman, Montana this coming Saturday and the musicians must drive Thursday and Friday to meet that commitment.
Two long, twenty-four hour drives and two performances. in five days.
I wonder when the piper will be paid for those long hours. I also wonder when the musicians will reap the rewards of those long drives.
The concert begins. Jeni’s first four phrases are enticing. “I met a man…” Her voice promises an evening of pleasure. And she delivers. The song is an arrangement of “Mr. Bojangles” that keeps the song familiar but only confirms the identity near the end.
It is an approach to an American standard that keeps the song fresh and bewitching. Bill Evans did the same. But this evening the magic is the female voice of Jeni Fleming.
Jeni’s voice is clear and with perfect pitch. The clarity of her voice. Is it from breathing the clean air of Montana. Is singing really this different in big sky country.
Jake plays the sax on a jazz piece that no one identifies and I don’t recognize it. Seminary friends tap their feet and disguise their hipness. Vague references to phrases in “Route 66,” and recalling the jazz of the 1950s. Difficult vocals but her perfect pitch carries Jeni through this dangerous piece. What was that piece? Who wrote it?
This mystery is followed by an Antonio Carlos Jobin bossa nova piece. “Dindi” is the melody and the lyrics borrowed from the gospel hymn “Amazing Grace.” An amalgam that surprises but fits the context perfectly. The arrangement for saxophone and guitar are bossa nova and, on a hot summer night, music from tropical Brazil and Southern gospel lyrics fit the night perfectly. On a summer night it is easy to imagine Jobin writing music just for Jeni. “How sweet the sound.” The mélange of these two songs reminds me of the associations between Duke Ellington and the Lutheran Church.
Jake then introduces the song he wrote as a marriage proposal to Jeni. The song is “Once Around the Sun” and was inspired by Jeni’s remark that Jake should take a “day off.” Jake wrote the lyric with the misapprehension that a “day off” is “once around the sun” when a “once around the sun” is actually a year. Jeni accepted Jake’s proposal. Their marriage is not the last marriage that will be based on a husband’s misunderstanding.
The first set was completed with a memorable rendition of “Somewhere Over the Rainbow.” “When all the world is a hopeless jumble, And the raindrops tumble all around, Heaven opens a magic lane…” The rendition is sung so pure, I began to think that Bozeman, Montana might be a refuge from urban horrors, a place where things are done accurately, even done perfectly.
And then, like an elephant suddenly charging into your living room, it happens. Joni sings the lyric “Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the CHIM LEE tops, that's where you'll find me.” CHIM LEE??? “CHIM LEE tops.”
Jeni really did sing “CHIM LEE. tops.”
Next time she is in Bexley, I’ll “axe” her why the unusual pronunciation.
The intermission is a little bourse where four of the trio’s five CDs are sold and autographed by the musicians. The phrase “…going like hot cakes” is descriptive.
The most recent CD is from 2006, “We’ll Be Together Again”
The CDs are available from www.jenifleming.com.
Jeni Fleming studied classical piano. She is an award winning soloist and is a talent opener at the annual Jazz Montana Festival in 2000, 2001 and 2002.
Jake Fleming is a public school music teacher. He is also minister of music at the Center for Campus Ministry at MSU-Bozeman. He was the winner of the Louis Armstrong Jazz Award-1992, and Academic Excellence Award in the MSU Concerto Competition for 1994.
Jake and Jeni Fleming are husband and wife.
Craig Hall works with several artists and groups from the intermountain region of Montana. He is a graduate of MSU and has studied guitar and vibraphone. His name appears on more than thirty six music CDs of regional artists. His work on these CDs is as arranger of string orchestrations and guitarist. Craig is also a recipient of a Montana Arts Council Fellowship.
The second half of the concert is an easy experience. Easy to enjoy. Easy to appreciate the musicianship of all three individuals. The first half was the performance of a trio. The second half highlights the individuals. The arrangements keep melodies intact and make it easy for the audience to pay attention to individual performances.
The first number I don’t recognize. Lyric includes “I can’t hear what you say” and “Second hand winds.”
An anecdote follows the first piece about why Craig became a bass player. Bozeman had no bass player, so Craig took the time to learn the instrument and now supplies bass for music ensembles throughout the city. He is always playing the bass for other combos. Craig has yet to have bass accompaniment for his own guitar playing.
Then follows a discussion of Jeni learning Portuguese. That explains the Jobin pieces. Jeni claims to be fluent in three sentences in Portuguese. “I would like fish, I would like a beer. I’m on a diet.”
Then Craig was featured on a song that had lyrics “I promise no more-no more fears, no more sighs…happiness I found was in my hometown.”
The title is probably “No More Blues.” This is followed by the Beatles “Can’t buy me love.” And then Paul Simon “Still crazy after all these years.” The anecdote that introduces the Paul Simons song is about the ease of shopping for groceries at 11:30 p.m. and listening to the Paul Simon song on the grocery store Muzak.
The standing ovation at the end brings another Jobin piece as encore. “The Girl from Ipanema.” Jeni sings the piece in Portuguese. Not one line though is about fish, beer or diets. Only “Danny Boy.”
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There is mystery in this performance. My puzzlement on the walk home asks simple questions with no answers. Was the performance complex or was it really simple. Is Jeni’s voice what hypnotized me or was it her performance that mesmerized? She is a mystery that makes a hot summer night very nice.
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Does it sound a bit eccentric? Bozeman, Montana jazz musicians performing at a Lutheran seminary in Bexley, Ohio.
The Jeni Fleming Trio offered an hour and a half of American standards, rearranged, rewritten and remarkable.
The trio is Jeni Fleming, Jake Fleming and Craig Hall.
Trinity Lutheran Seminary is on the trio’s tour itinerary because Jeni’s father is president of the school.
Occasionally nepotism works very well and the performance of this trio is one of those times.
The concert is in the Gloria Dei worship center. The interior is shaped like the acoustic tent used at the Columbus Symphony Orchestra for its Summer at the Pops, or the Island Park Band Shell summer concerts of the Dayton Philharmonic. But the worship center is air-conditioned.
The audience is large, more than one hundred fifty people.
The usual Trinity audience, knowledgeable and sophisticated in their musical tastes.
Mostly women. Of all age ranges. Seniors, middle aged, mature mothers and young mothers. Capital and Trinity faculty. College students and high school girls. For the women in the audience, the hair colors are much more limited than the ages. Grey and white, with the occasional brunette. But, hands down, the dominant hair color for the audience is Lutheran blond.
The men in the audience. Some bald, a few beards. Mostly grey haired. Three African men; one speculating with his neighbor about travel to Montana. Some familiar faces from the seminary faculty, staff and Bexley neighbors.
The men and women in audience are attired in similar hues; white, cream, tan and pastel yellow. Occasional sparkles of color among the audience. For the men, brightest color is green, but even that is pastel green. For the women, pastel pink and fuchsia.
While the crowd gathers and finds their seats, the sanctuary itself is uncluttered save for the instruments the musicians will use: an upright bass viol, an electric guitar, an acoustic guitar and a saxophone. Amplifiers and loud speakers are arranged around the edge of the alter platform at the sanctuary.
The three musicians walk to their instruments in the sanctuary. Dark suits for the men. Jake has a white tee shirt. Craig has a deep, deep purple dress shirt and a dark blue silk tie. Jeni is in a vivid red cocktail dress. A matching red shawl covers Jeni’s shoulders and arms. She also wears high heels, perhaps four inches high, with black ribbon straps. Agonizing, no doubt but a distraction. A distraction so compelling I forget my speculation about where men in Bozeman buy their dark suits.
This year the trio has completed a spring tour through Tennessee, Alabama and Louisiana. They came to Bexley following a Saturday concert in Rapid City, South Dakota.
The trip to Bexley took the musicians through the rain storms in Indiana. They lost a windshield wiper in the Indianapolis winds.
Another concert is scheduled for Bozeman, Montana this coming Saturday and the musicians must drive Thursday and Friday to meet that commitment.
Two long, twenty-four hour drives and two performances. in five days.
I wonder when the piper will be paid for those long hours. I also wonder when the musicians will reap the rewards of those long drives.
The concert begins. Jeni’s first four phrases are enticing. “I met a man…” Her voice promises an evening of pleasure. And she delivers. The song is an arrangement of “Mr. Bojangles” that keeps the song familiar but only confirms the identity near the end.
It is an approach to an American standard that keeps the song fresh and bewitching. Bill Evans did the same. But this evening the magic is the female voice of Jeni Fleming.
Jeni’s voice is clear and with perfect pitch. The clarity of her voice. Is it from breathing the clean air of Montana. Is singing really this different in big sky country.
Jake plays the sax on a jazz piece that no one identifies and I don’t recognize it. Seminary friends tap their feet and disguise their hipness. Vague references to phrases in “Route 66,” and recalling the jazz of the 1950s. Difficult vocals but her perfect pitch carries Jeni through this dangerous piece. What was that piece? Who wrote it?
This mystery is followed by an Antonio Carlos Jobin bossa nova piece. “Dindi” is the melody and the lyrics borrowed from the gospel hymn “Amazing Grace.” An amalgam that surprises but fits the context perfectly. The arrangement for saxophone and guitar are bossa nova and, on a hot summer night, music from tropical Brazil and Southern gospel lyrics fit the night perfectly. On a summer night it is easy to imagine Jobin writing music just for Jeni. “How sweet the sound.” The mélange of these two songs reminds me of the associations between Duke Ellington and the Lutheran Church.
Jake then introduces the song he wrote as a marriage proposal to Jeni. The song is “Once Around the Sun” and was inspired by Jeni’s remark that Jake should take a “day off.” Jake wrote the lyric with the misapprehension that a “day off” is “once around the sun” when a “once around the sun” is actually a year. Jeni accepted Jake’s proposal. Their marriage is not the last marriage that will be based on a husband’s misunderstanding.
The first set was completed with a memorable rendition of “Somewhere Over the Rainbow.” “When all the world is a hopeless jumble, And the raindrops tumble all around, Heaven opens a magic lane…” The rendition is sung so pure, I began to think that Bozeman, Montana might be a refuge from urban horrors, a place where things are done accurately, even done perfectly.
And then, like an elephant suddenly charging into your living room, it happens. Joni sings the lyric “Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the CHIM LEE tops, that's where you'll find me.” CHIM LEE??? “CHIM LEE tops.”
Jeni really did sing “CHIM LEE. tops.”
Next time she is in Bexley, I’ll “axe” her why the unusual pronunciation.
The intermission is a little bourse where four of the trio’s five CDs are sold and autographed by the musicians. The phrase “…going like hot cakes” is descriptive.
The most recent CD is from 2006, “We’ll Be Together Again”
The CDs are available from www.jenifleming.com.
Jeni Fleming studied classical piano. She is an award winning soloist and is a talent opener at the annual Jazz Montana Festival in 2000, 2001 and 2002.
Jake Fleming is a public school music teacher. He is also minister of music at the Center for Campus Ministry at MSU-Bozeman. He was the winner of the Louis Armstrong Jazz Award-1992, and Academic Excellence Award in the MSU Concerto Competition for 1994.
Jake and Jeni Fleming are husband and wife.
Craig Hall works with several artists and groups from the intermountain region of Montana. He is a graduate of MSU and has studied guitar and vibraphone. His name appears on more than thirty six music CDs of regional artists. His work on these CDs is as arranger of string orchestrations and guitarist. Craig is also a recipient of a Montana Arts Council Fellowship.
The second half of the concert is an easy experience. Easy to enjoy. Easy to appreciate the musicianship of all three individuals. The first half was the performance of a trio. The second half highlights the individuals. The arrangements keep melodies intact and make it easy for the audience to pay attention to individual performances.
The first number I don’t recognize. Lyric includes “I can’t hear what you say” and “Second hand winds.”
An anecdote follows the first piece about why Craig became a bass player. Bozeman had no bass player, so Craig took the time to learn the instrument and now supplies bass for music ensembles throughout the city. He is always playing the bass for other combos. Craig has yet to have bass accompaniment for his own guitar playing.
Then follows a discussion of Jeni learning Portuguese. That explains the Jobin pieces. Jeni claims to be fluent in three sentences in Portuguese. “I would like fish, I would like a beer. I’m on a diet.”
Then Craig was featured on a song that had lyrics “I promise no more-no more fears, no more sighs…happiness I found was in my hometown.”
The title is probably “No More Blues.” This is followed by the Beatles “Can’t buy me love.” And then Paul Simon “Still crazy after all these years.” The anecdote that introduces the Paul Simons song is about the ease of shopping for groceries at 11:30 p.m. and listening to the Paul Simon song on the grocery store Muzak.
The standing ovation at the end brings another Jobin piece as encore. “The Girl from Ipanema.” Jeni sings the piece in Portuguese. Not one line though is about fish, beer or diets. Only “Danny Boy.”
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There is mystery in this performance. My puzzlement on the walk home asks simple questions with no answers. Was the performance complex or was it really simple. Is Jeni’s voice what hypnotized me or was it her performance that mesmerized? She is a mystery that makes a hot summer night very nice.
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Saturday, June 7, 2008
June 7, 2008. Bexley, Ohio. Bexley High School senior Timothy Nassau radio broadcast intern at WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM
Bexley High School senior Timothy Nassau completed his senior project as radio broadcast intern with WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM.
His work for Bexley Public Radio Foundation radio station included administrative assignments, production work and on-air live radio performance.
An example of Nassau's administrative work is a grant proposal that he wrote and submitted to the Bexley Education Foundation. The proposal is to purchase digital sound recorders for the high school library. If the grant is awarded, students can use the recorders for radio production at WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM.
Nassau also acted as substitute host for The John Manning Show and The Joe Contino Show where he performed both unscripted and scripted material.
Production assignments included important interviews with public officials and reports on quotidian matters.
Nassau conducted an interview with Bexley city councilman Ben Kessler. A major portion of the interview covered the councilman’s work to make public access to municipal government information much easier.
Nassau also produced a memorable interview with Mayor John Brennan on the new mayor’s first one hundred days in office.
Other Nassau productions included an interview with the proprietor of Charms, a new retail children clothing shop in downtown Bexley and also gathering the menu details for the WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM daily lunch special report on the principal Bexley restaurants and lunch spots.
On a daily basis, the Bexley High School senior also read the weather forecasts prepared for Bexley by the Old Farmer’s Almanac. Nassau’s weather reports were broadcast live and un-rehearsed.
During his live program hosting, Nassau experimented with ad lib commentary and humor. By the end of his senior project, his repartee and wit were much improved by the example set by other program hosts and station management.
Nassau will be attending Brown University in the coming autumn.
His work at the Bexley Public Radio Foundation radio station is much appreciated.
Contact us.
WCRX-LP Editorial Collective
Bexley Public Radio Foundation operating as
WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM, Local Power Radio
2700 E. Main St., Suite 208
Columbus, OH 43209
Voice (614) 235 2929
Fax (614) 235 3008
Email wcrxlp@yahoo.com
Blog http://agentofcurrency.blogspot.com
Bexley Public Radio Foundation operating as WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM is exempt from federal taxes under IRC Section 501(c)(3). Donations are deductible from federal income taxes for individuals who itemize. Checks may identify the payee as Bexley Public Radio Foundation WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM.
Copyright 2008. All rights reserved. Bexley Public Radio Foundation.
[where: 43209]
His work for Bexley Public Radio Foundation radio station included administrative assignments, production work and on-air live radio performance.
An example of Nassau's administrative work is a grant proposal that he wrote and submitted to the Bexley Education Foundation. The proposal is to purchase digital sound recorders for the high school library. If the grant is awarded, students can use the recorders for radio production at WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM.
Nassau also acted as substitute host for The John Manning Show and The Joe Contino Show where he performed both unscripted and scripted material.
Production assignments included important interviews with public officials and reports on quotidian matters.
Nassau conducted an interview with Bexley city councilman Ben Kessler. A major portion of the interview covered the councilman’s work to make public access to municipal government information much easier.
Nassau also produced a memorable interview with Mayor John Brennan on the new mayor’s first one hundred days in office.
Other Nassau productions included an interview with the proprietor of Charms, a new retail children clothing shop in downtown Bexley and also gathering the menu details for the WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM daily lunch special report on the principal Bexley restaurants and lunch spots.
On a daily basis, the Bexley High School senior also read the weather forecasts prepared for Bexley by the Old Farmer’s Almanac. Nassau’s weather reports were broadcast live and un-rehearsed.
During his live program hosting, Nassau experimented with ad lib commentary and humor. By the end of his senior project, his repartee and wit were much improved by the example set by other program hosts and station management.
Nassau will be attending Brown University in the coming autumn.
His work at the Bexley Public Radio Foundation radio station is much appreciated.
Contact us.
WCRX-LP Editorial Collective
Bexley Public Radio Foundation operating as
WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM, Local Power Radio
2700 E. Main St., Suite 208
Columbus, OH 43209
Voice (614) 235 2929
Fax (614) 235 3008
Email wcrxlp@yahoo.com
Blog http://agentofcurrency.blogspot.com
Bexley Public Radio Foundation operating as WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM is exempt from federal taxes under IRC Section 501(c)(3). Donations are deductible from federal income taxes for individuals who itemize. Checks may identify the payee as Bexley Public Radio Foundation WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM.
Copyright 2008. All rights reserved. Bexley Public Radio Foundation.
[where: 43209]
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