Sunday, November 15, 2009

"Did the Beatles lead a Russian revolution, as documentary claims" by John Matuszak.

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What really toppled the Berlin Wall and the Soviet Union?

The massive arms build-up?

Anti-communist propaganda?

Ronald Reagan's hair?

According to "How the Beatles Rocked the Kremlin," a documentary by Leslie Woodhead, all you need is love to tear down an Iron Curtain.





Leslie Woodhead.

But events after the fall suggest that if you really want a revolution, you might need more than Paul McCartney playing in Red Square to make it happen.

The documentary recently aired on PBS to coincide with the 20th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall, and it makes an intriguing argument about the power of music at a pivotal point in history.

The British documentarian first filmed the Beatles when they were four unknowns playing in the Cavern in Liverpool in 1962. A short time later Beatlemania was circling the globe.

Back in the U.S.S.R., where Western music and culture were strictly prohibited, the Beatles invasion managed to break through and ultimately undermine the repressive regime, interviewees avow.

Forty years after Woodhead first heard the Beatles, he traveled to Russia and other former Soviet satellites, where he heard fantastic stories about the young people who had defied authorities to listen to the Beatles.

"We listened to the music and it saved us," comments Kolya Vasin, considered the biggest Beatles fan in Russia. "We stopped being Soviet slaves. That's what they were afraid of."






Kolya Vasin.


For 40 years Vasin has built his John Lennon Temple of Love, and organizes annual concerts to celebrate the birthdays of all four Beatles. When he first heard the music at 18, "my soul flew to the light," the bearded and bright-eyed Vasin says. "I fell in love with the Beatles. They became my friends, my spiritual brothers. It was the salvation of my soul."

Artemy Troitsky, a Russian rock music commentator, believes that the Beatles had more of an effect on the collapse of the Soviet Union that the tens of millions of dollars spent by the West.

When Vasin and others first discovered the Beatles, it was illegal to possess their records. Airport security guards searched travelers for contraband recordings. Gangs of vigilantes roamed the streets and attacked kids with long, Beatles-style hair, forceably shaving their heads.

Young people were expected to follow the "strict and puritanical" youth culture that celebrated communist values, described by Troitsky as "square, uncool, unsexy."

But broadcasts of rock and roll from Radio Luxembourg seeped into the Soviet Union. Kids would tape record the music and then transfer the recordings onto discarded X-Ray film, using streetcorner recording booths. The flexible records were hidden in coat sleeves and sold on the street for three rubles.

"They could listen to the Beatles on Uncle Sergei's ribs," the filmmaker says.

The music opened up a new world to an entire generation. Nikolai Poturaev was inspired to study the English language and literature after hearing the Beatles.

Sergei Ivanov, who went on to become Russia's deputy prime minister under Vladimir Putin, admits that the Beatles helped him to learn English.

Troitsky observes that the Beatles music arrived in the Soviet Union at the right time to have a maximum impact. In the early '60s, "it was cool to be a Soviet," with such heroes as cosmonaut Yuri Gargarin and charismatic leader Nikita Kruschev on the scene.

By 1964, Kruschev had been ousted and replaced by "much more boring guys" who allowed Soviet culture to stagnate.

In came the Beatles to electrify the nation's young people. Officials did what they could to counter this RPM revolution. A 1966 propaganda film claimed that the Beatles once performed in swim trunks with toilet seats around their necks, and that fans were overcome with psychosis.

But this couldn't stem the tide.

"The Iron Curtain after the Beatles was like a fence with holes," Vasin says. "We breathed through those holes."

The urge to emulate the Beatles was so strong that Yury Pelyushonok made his own guitar out of his grandmother's table and a stolen pay phone receiver for the amplifier pickup.

Liliana Pelyushonok recalls her son's obsession with the Fab Four: "They were gods to him."

Soviet officials finally gave in and started manufacturing guitars and bootleg Beatles records.

Andrei McCarovich and his band, Time Machine, became the Soviet Union's first rock stars in the '70s by imitating the Beatles. After the collapse of the Soviet Union, they were given the privilege of recording in the Abbey Road studios.

By the early '80s, "millions of young people had defected in their hearts and minds," Woodhead notes. Gorbachev came to power as the country's first "rock and roll president" with a more open attitude toward the West. That openness contributed to the eventual fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989 and the collapse of the Soviet Union two years later.

Vova Katzman, who opened a re-creation of the Cavern Club tavern in Kiev after the Soviet fall, says that the Beatles did more to change the society than Gorbachev. Katzman's club attracts older fans who remember the repressive days, and young people who know all the words to Beatles songs.

TV journalist Vladimir Pozner says that the Beatles conquered communism not by being political "but by being very human."

The final triumph came when Paul McCartney played in Red Square in Moscow in 2003, an event Troitsky describes as "like a huge religious ceremony."

While less draconian, there are interesting parallels to the American Establishment's reaction to rock and roll here. White parents forbid their kids to listen to what were called "race records" by black artists. The specter of integration and sexual freedom that the music threatened was as frightening to '50s suburbia as capitalism was to the communists.

But the kids listened anyway, hiding transitor radios under the sheets at night and holding dance parties in secret.

The payola scandal was more a reaction to the raucous music being played than a crusade against corruption. DJ Alan Freed, who named rock and roll, was hounded from the business. Dick Clark, just as culpable but more white bread, was spared.

Elvis's gyrations were neutered on the Ed Sullivan Show. Some believe that drafting him into the army and shaving off his locks was a way to tame this wild, young Sampson. Elvis came out of the military much more mainstream and less of a menace.

As depicted in the upcoming film \i Pirate Radio\i0 , British kids had to listen to rock music beamed from offshore stations because of a BBC ban.

Ironically, while the Beatles bug was eating into the fabric of Soviet authority, John Lennon was being hounded by the FBI as a subversive.

With the rampant commercialization of the Beatles through video games and other outlets, their message today has been blunted.

And how much of a lasting impact did the Beatles have on the Russian mentality that traded czars for commissars?

In a 2006 article for the New Statesman, Troitsky complains that "in the new Russia of sushi bars and oligarchs, the situation is more shameful and rotten" for those who speak out than it was under Brezhnev, where at least "you knew where you stood."

Most depressing for Troitsky, as journalists are murdered and other voices of dissent are silenced, "is that the so-called democracies of the west are turning a blind eye," a stance he predicts we will one day regret.

It remains to be seen whether the lessons of Lennon will trump Lenin in the East and McCartney's message will triumph over myopia and mass-consumption (which he is part of) in the West.

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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Ohio's New Fourth Estate.

by the WCRX-LP Editorial Collective.

Casinos now have co-equality with the executive, legislative and judicial branches of Ohio government. All of them, creatures of our Ohio constitution. Creatures dragging slime as they slither through the weeds.

As Ohio's new Fourth Estate, professional gamblers have replaced newspapers and broadcast media.

Soon, and my bet is within months, casino interests will join state government in trolling for greenbacks from Ohioans’ wallets.

Ohio has a new fourth branch of government.



Proposed redesign for The Great Seal of the State of Ohio.


A new casino won’t be built in a few months time but the gamblers can outfit a couple mobile homes with roulette tables and slot machines in short order.

I think the gamblers haven’t rolled the mobile home casinos onto their vacant land because they are having trouble attaching the neon lights. Lights always slow down gamblers as they search for the shadows.

The press was the fourth estate for many years. Journalists informed us about crime, corruption, social needs and sports.

But the newspapers are dying across the land. The Inquirer in Philadelphia, the Philadelpha Daily News, The Tribune Company and its Chicago Tribune and The Los Angeles Times, the Chicago Sun-Times are the major papers that are in bankruptcy this year. Can Ohio newspapers be far from the front steps of the bankruptcy courts?

No longer will the country have a vigilant press. Slot machines, cards, dice and roulette tables will be our Fourth Estate, not informing us, but making new paupers and new criminals. Tragedies that we will witness on the streets unmediated by the press.

Extra. Extra. Read all about it.

Dice. Come baby.

We now add the Honorable Gambler to the list of our public officials: the Honorable Senator, the Honorable Representative, the Honorable Governor and Mr. Chief Justice. The Honorable Croupier. The Honorable Dealer.

Dice and cash are the new Ohio government.

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Vote means library will live "happily ever after" by John Matuszak

It's a story with a happy ending.

A beloved institution that has brought pleasure to generations is threatened with financial ruin, and the community rallies to make sure that it survives.

Think "It's a Wonderful Life," with maybe John Wayne and the cavalry thrown in for good measure.

Bexley came through trailing clouds of glory Nov. 3 to approve a levy for its library, which has suffered severe cuts in state funding.

The issue passed by an astounding 77 percent of the vote. I have been covering tax issues for 20 years and have never seen numbers like that for any tax levy. I would have considered 60 percent a landslide.

Way to go, Bexley. You should be very proud of yourselves.

Bexley Public Radio had the great privilege to be a part of that campaign with a week-long series of broadcasts from the library that featured the literary lights and community leaders of Bexley eloquently expressing their love for this institution.

One after another, these writers - Bob Greene, D.G. Fulford, Robert Shook, Kevin Boyle, Harvey Wasserman, Michael J. Rosen, and many others - spoke with passion about what the library means to them and the city. Greene, whose books have chronicled Bexley's past and present, said he couldn't imagine Main Street without the library, "the heart of the city."
Josh Radnor, actor and screenwriter, took the time to call in from California to say that he still stops by the library when he is in town.

The week concluded with a marvelous testimonial on the importance of literacy from children's book artists Christopher and Jeanette Canyon.

Best-selling authors, activists, capitalists, poets, storytellers, historians, librarians, students, all eagerly offered to lend their time and talents to talk about the library.

What started as a celebration of the library became a pageant of the comunity's cultural life, as representatives from the Bexley Community Book Club, the JCC Jewish Book Fair, Gallery Players theatre and other organizations chimed in.
Everyone unhestitatingly volunteered to speak on behalf of the library. I had 15 years of contacts and a list of more than 90 writers with Bexley connections to draw from. Suggestions came from everywhere for potential guests. I barely scratched the surface of this small city's brain trust. We could have done three weeks of broadcasts of people willing to extol the virtues of the Bexley Library.

I have said it before and I'll say it again, that I believe that no other community in Franklin County has the rich intellectual and artistic life to be found in Bexley - in its galleries, the Drexel art cinema house, Capital University's Conservatory of Music, the JCC.

But speaker after speaker stated that it all begins at one place - the Bexley Library.

The voters made it abundantly clear that they want to see the library survive and thrive. Many welcome additions to its offerings will be coming. The shelves that hold new acquisitions, almost empty due to budget cuts, will be full again.

While we trumpeted all that the library and the community has to offer, I think we also amplified the possibilities that Bexley Public Radio presents for community service. The parade of patrons that voiced their support over a week isn't something that could be duplicated in print. There are more causes that a broadcasting outlet dedicated to Bexley could tackle.

In the coming weeks, we will be seeking a more spacious and central location for our broadcasts. As always, the non-profit station seeks underwriting support to continue and expand upon the offerings now available at 102.1 FM.

Information is available by emailing wcrxlp@yahoo.com, or by visiting www.agentofcurrency.blogspot.com.

At WCRX "LP" stands for "Local Power," and we will continue to harness it for the good of the community.

In the meantime, see you at the Bexley Library.

Bexley Public Radio Foundation broadcasting as
WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM, Local Power Radio
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Monday, November 9, 2009

Studying history can offer cautionary tales for today by John Matuszak

I have spent most of my life studying history, enraptured by the rich narratives and fascinated by the connections of the past with the present.

But, at times, I find myself asking "Does history really matter?"

In times of crisis, does it provide a blueprint for the future or a negative that only blurs our choices and blocks our judgment?

Does history ever really repeat itself, or are we left alone without a map to guide us through a shifting mine field?

I have been posing these questions to myself as President Obama ponders the policy choices before him in Afghanistan, Pakistan and other hot spots. Hanging over him, along with the centuries of history of the unruly region, is the spectre of Viet Nam and the consequences of ill-considered action that this war demonstrated.

Are there lessons to be learned about current conflicts from our involvement in Southeast Asia? No two historical situations can be completely analogous. But are there at least broad comparisons to be drawn, or are we left to blunder blindly forward?

History, while often taught in wide brushstrokes, is lived through minute details that are are unlikely to be replicated. The columnist Gwynne Dyer noted that the course of events, like a raindrop down a window pane, does not follow a straight line but is directed by almost invisible imperfections.

So what good is studying history if every situation is unique and the landscape is always changing?

As I contemplated this question, in the midst of my reading I was hit with an observation so profound and unexpected that it made it blindingly clear to me that while history's contours might change, human nature does not, and that there are flaws in ourselves that must be heeded before we take another step into that uncharted land.

I stumbled across this bit of wisdom while reading a short biography of Ulysses S. Grant by Josiah Bunting III. The author was making a connection between the obstacles Grant faced in reconstructing the South after the Civil War and the roadblocks encountered by the architects of America's Viet Nam counterinsurgency policy. The comparison seems perfectly apt to the present crises in central Asia and the Middle East.



Bunting borrows from ancient history to shine a light on recent events.

"You have not yet begun to consider what sort of men are these Athenians whom you may have to fight," the Corinthians warned the Spartans before their ill-fated encounter with Greece.

In other words, Bunting explains, "you cannot imagine how different they are from yourselves. Things you revere, they abominate; actions you may take to demonstrate goodwill and magnanimity, they will see as demonstrations of weakness of the most abject kind."

The author finds a particular flaw in a democracy, that its citizens cannot for long support policies that "however noble their goals, do not demonstrate measurable progress."

"Moral stamina...is a perishable commodity in the American polity," Bunting observes.

Bunting offers the final word on the outcome as it occurred in the South, in Hanoi, and, one could project, as it may play out in Kabul and Baghdad: "You do not understand us; you presume to impose your will upon us, but you will fail. For there is a final consideration in the analogy: we are patient, and you are not."

So Obama is confronted with the age-old, but nearly impossible challenge of "Know thy enemy," as well as a gap in our democratic DNA that makes us demand gratification with the insistence of an ADD child.

I did not expect to find such a cogent coda on American nation-building in a biography of a 19th century general and president. Sometime it takes a lot of sifting to uncover such gems. And it seems that the ancients have much to offer when it comes to understanding the present.

In the end, I believe there are two important reasons for studying history: to understand how our place in history is unique, and also to see how the patterns of human behavior (if not their precise actions) repeat themselves.

I am currently reading "American Passage: The History of Ellis Island," by Vincent J. Cannato. This author illustrates that every alarm being raised today about the threat of Hispanic immigration has been repeated throughout American history almost verbatim with the arrival of the Irish, the Italians, the Jews and other minorities. But no one would argue today that American life hasn't been enriched by these same groups that were maligned and marginalized when they first arrived.

There are lessons to be learned by studying the past. The path of history is made by walking, not standing still, but there are road markers behind us about what to fear and what not to fear. Looking over our shoulders from time to time as we move ahead is never a bad idea.

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Saturday, November 7, 2009

Hot lava two-step.

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We Were Dancing on a Volcano: Bloodlines and Fault Lines of a Star-Crossed Atlanta Family, 1849-1989 by Joseph Gatins (Paperback - Sep 3, 2009).



Bexley resident, WCRX-LP supporter and artist Egle Gatins Weiland is reading this book. It's a portrait of her ancestors.



The author is one of Egle's brothers, a journalist, gardener and small farmer.

This soft-bound book is available from Amazon.com but not from Bexley Public Library or the other local libraries.

Perhaps this nonfiction tale is too Southern, too European and too Hispanic for midwestern tastes.

As the story documents, there is an abundance of "Diversity" in this family. Midwesterners will call it "Confusion" but will also be seduced by the family's charm. And, most midwesterners also will be understanding of the family's imperfections.

Reviews are available at the writer's blog.
http://josephgatins.blogspot.com/

We Were Dancing on a Volcano will soon be listed on the suggested reading list of the "Between the Lines" author-book show at WABE 90.1FM in Atlanta (the NPR station there.) Here is that link:

http://www.pba.org/programming/programs/btl/

10.31.09. Amazon. "Fascinating Family Saga. Five-star review from Marianne J. Skeen (Decatur, GA). "This unvarnished account of a multi-national family with strong historic ties to Atlanta provides a personal window into the turbulent times of the 20th century. The volcano erupts and it's not always pretty, but always intriguing, especially when viewed from the family perspective. I meant to read just a bit more while I finished a cup of coffee after breakfast, but ended up reading the second half straight through! I found it a bit slow at the beginning, but it really gained momentum when the author's personal reflections began to dominate. It's both a thoroughly researched history and fascinating tale."

10.25.09. Amazon. Five-star review from Betty Booker Morriss (Richmond, VA). "I'm a huge fan of real stories about real people, especially families. Joe tells all, only his relatives are far more interesting characters than most families' kinfolk, including mine. The Gatinses are Wall Street and Southern wheeler-dealers, a World War II French Resistance fighter and a POW escapee thrown into ever-more-hellish stalags (no Greatest Generation vet should miss these gripping tales), heiresses, Irish immigrants and high society and Spanish relatives by way of Spain, Mexico, England, France and the US. They all live life to the fullest -- and sometimes a little too much and suffer the consequences. But they endure through the generations. Joe reports on the whole thing with respect and unstinting truth-telling. I read half of it in one sitting, and finished up the next day! Kudos and highly recommended."

Friday, November 6, 2009

Green. The public radio green choice is still WCRX-LP, 102.1 FM. Celebrate the lower energy requirements for LPFM.

Big power blasters like WOSU and WCBE consume lots of energy. These big stations have gluttonous appetites for anthracite.

WOSU alone engorges itself on almost a shovel full of coal every eighteen minutes of broadcast.

Think WOSU. Think coal. Think pollution.

Reflect on WCRX-LP. Visualize low energy use. Know that Bexley Public Radio means responsible stewardship of energy resources.

To know green, think Bexley Public Radio.

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Wednesday, November 4, 2009

"Bumbling Browns have finally worn out their welcome" by John Matuszak.

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I think it's time to hang a sign outside of Cleveland Browns Stadium: Football team free to a good home. Call right away and we'll throw in a slightly used baseball team.

That's not really fair. The Cleveland Indians have produced their share of star players in the last several years. Two of them, Cliff Lee and CC Sabathia, both Cy Young award winners, played in the World Series. They just got swallowed up by the behemoths on the east coast.

The Cavaliers, of course, have King James.

The Browns, on the other hand, haven't produced a true marquee player since the Johnson administration (Lyndon, not Andrew, although it can feel that long since we had a championship).

Before their 1995 defection to Baltimore they were able to field some hometown heroes in Bernie Kosar, Brian Sipe, Ozzie Newsome. Since their repatriation in 1999, gridiron greats have been as scarce as Cuyahoga County officials who aren't under indictment.

In the last 10 years, buying a Browns jersey with a player's name on it is as pointless as planning a Cleveland wardrobe for tomorrow based on the weather forecast for today. Like the Browns roster, you know it's going to change in the next 15 minutes.

Must be a lot of Tim Couch jerseys at yard sales. Brady Quinn and Derek Anderson apparel might not be far behind.

Quinn, the Dublin native and first-round draft pick, was benched early in the season after a long-anticipated but disappointing debut. Last Sunday, replacement Anderson's quarterback rating at halftime was 0.0, bringing to mind the grade-point average of Bluto Blutarsky in "Animal House." The team stands at 1-7, the lone victory a touchdown-free fluke against Buffalo.

New coach Eric Mangini brings to mind the dismal days of Bill Belichik's stay in Cleveland, minus the charm.

So now they have canned their general manager, who took over this summer, as part of a promised full-house inventory. And Kosar has come on board as a consultant. But it's not the GM who is responsible for five turnovers in a game or a defense that allowed 30 points against a team that got pounded the week before. And Kosar isn't going to drag his broken body onto the field to revive the glory days of the Dawgs.

No less an authority than my father, who has watched the Browns for 61 years, declares that this is the worst team they have ever had. And this is from a guy who had season tickets during the Mike Phipps years. But what was mediocrity then has morphed into masochism now.

Veteran Cleveland sports writer Terry Pluto stated in his 2004 book "False Start: How the New Browns Were Set Up to Fail" that the returning franchise was put together in a slapdash manner on purpose to ensure continuing futility.

It was difficult to believe at that time that the NFL would deliberately design a team destined for disaster, even in light of the struggles of the re-emerging club.

Five more years of folly later, and Pluto begins to look like the Nostradamus of Northeastern Ohio.

The fans have kept coming, despite frozen fannies and broken hearts. Now some of the faithful have called for a one-quarter boycott before the Browns host a Monday night game Nov. 16 - to what effect, it's hard to know. There is no Otto Graham or Lou Groza or Jim Brown on the sidelines or over the horizon ready to rescue the city's hopes.

So maybe it's time to close up shop and turn the stadium into a giant outdoor casino. The odds would have to be better than they are now with this rigged crap game.

I remember right where I was and what I was doing when I heard the Browns were leaving town in 1995. It was like hearing that the lake had dried up - inconceivable. I recall the feelings of loss that Browns fans everywhere shared. And I remember the elation when the team came back.

Now I'm not sure it would matter in the same way if the team packed up and moved to Topeka or Tulsa or wherever, except to some of the bizarre boneheads who like to play Halloween on gameday.

Well, the treats are gone and the trick's on us. Brown and orange dreams scatter like leaves caught in a bitter cold wind off the lake.

Browns for sale. Exasperating Browns for sale.

If LeBron James bolts after this season, we might even throw in a basketball team.

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